Sitting outside the classroom (Hyperbolic)

The ground is disgusting, truly putrid. Dried up chewing gum infests the wooden planks; faded whites, greys and browns plastered onto every nook and cranny. I can barely sit down without worrying I'll catch some STI from the mile high grunge underneath me, not to mention all those savage microorganisms scrawling themselves around and about. Ew! What even is this place? Is this actually classified as like some kind of upper end education system? This is absolutely mortifying, positively diabolical. There's crap literally blocking the light from getting through that supposedly "clear" cover over this rotting deck. And raindrops? In my hair?! That rain has countless layers of infected freak crap to tackle if it's going to get through, and here it is IN MY HAIR!! That's it. I've had enough. I'm calling social health services and getting the heck out of this Hellhole!!